Meucci the Cat

Do you remember Meucci, Marina?
Do you remember Meucci?

And the soft low groaning purring and the ever so gentle prodding and the touching and the brushing of her graceful gentle catwalk pushing.

People have dogs.Cats have staff.
Change your Catitude and avoid a Cat- astrophy !
Catographics to memorize.
Purrfection and purrsuation,
purrify and pussify,
purrcusion intead of purrometre.
Look into your catalogue
And stop catting around.
Use catography and forget the catacombs.
If the catmosphere is too scary just take a catnap and eat some catogrub.

Two guys and a cat,
enjoying each other in a Dubai flat,
There’s no doubt about that,
She’s a Muecci Cat,
Yes, a beautiful feline, not just any oldtimer streamline.
The recipe is clear, a million strokes , tons of hugs and kisses, too.
Everyone needs them, even YOU !
So learn Catology and not Theology,
Just lounge and play, see what happens today.
When she rises, she’s one for surprises and meows us in to her world of ….hard to describe but it just begins.
We’re deepening our lovely friendship and on top of that amazed about that.
Everything is great so don’t ever wait to keep in touch.We live you all so much.

The Legend of the Meucci Cat
At the wake of dawn she’s never forlorn,
’cause she shadows us to the loo and the kitchen, too.She needs a kitchen guard to nibble her super brecks and slurps fresh ice cold water out of a spick and span saucer.
She masters meowology and for sure other languages, more.Like purrology, bodyology and blue- blinking eyes , so never fret, she’s a Temple cat and Siamese, too.
But wo behold and it has been told, she can vanish in a jiffy in the flat , but where?
Neither boxes nor sofas, not even laundry baskets or are her hide-and-seek mascots.
But…we did find her for certain, behind the bedroom curtain, all prim and prime, like a shiny US dime.

Does she gym?
Does she chase mice on the run?
Does she kill fluffy birds on strings and such things?
Does she launch and jump over the cushions and sofas?
Does she chase us around after fake animals on the ground?
Does she always want more?
Takes the Best and the Rest?
That’s really for sure.
For Meucci’s not just any old cat, but a pedigree of the finest for that!

Meucci Night and Day
We slide out of bed with Meucci ahead, her usual cat sound as she searches around for a nibble or so as she prances and does her morning dances.

She knows how to chat, she’s a Siamese Cat.Watch her tail !
She waves it around and switches the pace, so be careful and make hast.If you overdo her strokes or her morning massage strokes, be aware or she’ll scare or even hide in her cat tower or ignore you if she’s sauer.

In the kitchen she won’t dine without the presence of the Nibbleguard clown, who just animates her around.
And wow, there’s a crack and a bum,the food’s in her tum.

So evening approaches and the Princess has no reproaches.With a noisless leap, she’s certainly not asleep but on the search for a mould in the duvet fold.
The two ancients show their well practested patince and cuddle up close till the morning approach and everything starts again, like every time you slow coach.

Ode to Meucci
A Legend of a Siamese Cat
She’s pianissimo queen,
doesn’t care for a scream,
Above a decibel two, she’ll disappear for you.
So take it largo and slow, slow,
if you want her not to go, or cuddle and kiss her,or tickle and cratch her,
then hush, hush,
find the brush and everything is plush.

Meucci’s Communication Code
A Purrfect Language
The signs are clear,Meucci is here.
Her tail is a tale but to no avail will you get it or savy it, forget it.
Four swishes mean run and go get your gun, she’s looking for fun.
A deep mellow meow could mean …hellow or watch it buddy or play the nibble guard game.
She’ll wiggle and waggle till she gets you in a straddle and plan B is to stroke her but be careful don’t poke her.
She doesn’t really purr but if you really hear then a gurgeling sound or a similar sound is certainly around.